Why was He/She born so beautiful
Sung to a person after they do or omit to do something that deserves ridicule!

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He's no ___king use to anyone
He's no ___king use at all

He ought be publicly pissed on,
He ought be publicly shot (bang, bang),
He ought be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

SO,
DRINK chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug
DRINK!

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