Hay Rugger - sung to the tune When Johnie Comes Marching Home

I met a whore in the park one day, yo ho, yo ho
I met a whore in the park one day, yo ho, yo ho
I met a whore in the park one day
She said "hey rugger, you wanna lay".

Refrain:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe,
she said "hey rugger you're way to low".

Refrain

I put my hand upon her knee,
she said "hey rugger you're kiddin' me".

I put my hand upon her thigh,
she said "hey rugger you're way to shy".

I put my hand upon her tit,
she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it".

I put my hand upon her ass
she said "hey rugger you're there at last".

I put my hand upon her twat,
she said "hey rugger you hit the spot"

I put my dick into her mouth,
She said "mmmh, mmmh, mmmh"

I put her in a wooden box,
from havin' too many rugger's cocks.

I dig her up every now and then,
she did me before she'll do me again.

Now these few ruggers they went to hell,
the fucked the devil his wives as well.

yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

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