Marrying Kind

This is another great song in that it can be sung by both our men's and women's teams.
There are several different verses out there and I'm trying to get them all.
If you know one that I do don't have, please let me know.
I'm looking for a verse for every positon!

Everyone
If I was the Marrying Kind, I thank the lord I'm not, Sir.
The kind of woman that I would marry would be a rugby…

One Person: Prop, Sir.
Everyone: Prop, Sir? Why, Sir?
One Person: Cause she'd keep it up,
And I'd keep it up,
Everyone: We'd both keep it up together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night.
Keeping it up together.

Everyone
If I was the Marrying Kind, I thank the lord I'm not, Sir.
The kind of man that I would marry would be a rugby…

One Person: Hooker, Sir.
Everyone: Hooker Sir? Why Sir?
One Person: Cause he'd strike hard,
And I'd strike hard,
Everyone: We'd both strike hard together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night.
Striking hard together.

prop … support a hooker
2nd row … push hard
8 man … sniff butt
scrum half … put it in
scrum half … pass out
fly-half … whip it out
winger … spread it wide
winger … come to fast
winger … never get in
full back … find touch
full back … kick balls
referee … fuck it up
rugby player … do it in the mud

half time orange … get sucked
spectator in the rain … come in rubbers
spectator in the sun … come again
fan from 100 miles away … eat out
goal post … stand erect
goal post … get split
rugby touch line … get laid
grounds keeper … trim bush
grounds keeper … poke holes
grounds keeper … sow seeds
boot … come in a box
cleat … get screwed
ball … pumped
whistle … blown

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