I Wish That All The Ladies

Leader: I wish that all the ladies.
Group: I wish that all the ladies.

Leader: Were bells in a tower.
Group: Were bells in a tower.

Leader: And I was the bell keep.
Group: And I was the bell keep.
Leader: I'd Bang'em every hour.
Group: I'd Bang'em every hour.

Chorus
Leader: Singing HAY BOB A RE BOB
Group: HAY BOB A RE BOB
Leader: HAY BOB A RE BOB
Group: HAY BOB A RE BOB

and so on...

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were pies on a shelf.
And I was a baker.
I’d eat them all myself.

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were statues of Venus.
‘Cause then they’d have no arms.
To push away my penis.

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were toads on the road.
And I was a trucker.
I’d cream’em with my load.

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were sheep grassing grass.
And I was a Shepard.
I’d shag’em up the Ass.

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were bricks in a pile.
And I was a Mason.
I’d lay’em all in style.

I wish that all the Ladies.
Were fish in the sea.
And I was a sperm whale.
I’d save’em all for me.

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