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Slainte Irish Pub
Slainte Irish Pub
Official Pub of the
Hamilton Hornets
(Any Team) Are You Listening - sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland

(Any Team) are you listening
On your schlong, the schmegmas glistening
It's a beautiful night
His asshole is tight,
Shooting lusty loads across his face.

As you whack in the loose ruck,
You can't wait till you butt #@$%,
It's a beautiful night
His asshole is tight,
Shooting lusty loads across his face.

BRIDGE:

In the scrum you play hide the sausage,
Hooker screams "give it to me straight!"
And you really want us to join you,
But we would much rather #@$% your dates.

Later on, when you butt ram,
You're the Sheppard
He's the little lamb,
It's a beautiful night,
His asshole is tight,
I'm glad I never played for (Any Team)

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